Toilet Paper Review by Cottonelle

Toilet Paper Review. Are you suffering from a viral pandemic? Are you starting to panic? When you have enough Ultra ComfortCare Soft Toilet Paper with you, there’s no need to panic! This Toilet Paper design comforts you during the most difficult of times.

The new ComfortCare line of Cottonelle opens up new possibilities never imagined. You’ll want to hoard this toilet paper all for yourself once you try it. You can still use this Toilet Paper traditionally to clean your tushy, but now the new ComfortCare features add even more value.

Are you stuck inside all day? The rolls of the Toilet Paper have a design that emulates the feeling of squeezing another human being. Hugging a 36 pack of ComfortCare toilet rolls feels almost exactly like hugging a portly Aunt or Uncle. Helping to wash away those moments of sheer unbridled loneliness compounded by the sad realization you’ve been eating chocolate granola cereal at 11:00 pm. The 24 pack also provides the feel of a significant other that takes good care of themselves, so you don’t have to worry about them always. This feature is not available on the 12 packs.

The packs can also easily be stacked together to form various new comfort furniture. Buy 6 packs to make yourself a new bed. One package is a lovely stool. You can even make a chair to go along with it with three packs, or five if you need armrests. It’s not hoarding if you’re still using the Toilet Paper while it’s in the package, is it? of course not!!

Incredibly smart people working on new features every day for the Ultra ComfortCare Soft Toilet Paper, so make sure to buy as many as you can before this product goes viral!