Hung Er Review. Food, drinks, and other edible products are some of the most profitable businesses around the world. Further, they are part of a very demanding and competitive market. There are a lot of companies tirelessly thinking of ways to empty their client’s pockets with the creation of new appealing food products.
Nonetheless, the people from Hung-er, a company dedicated to the creation of food products, presents a new device that almost seems like Marty Mcfly brought it from the future: the Xpeciator.
The Xpeciator consists of a spray can with a digital database of countless flavors. It allows you to pick one and spray it over the surface or another eatable product to give it the chosen flavor. What’s great about the Xpeciator is that there are endless possibilities.
Here are just a few.
Give your mother’s insipid salad a taste of ‘bacon’, or turn a tomato soup into a liquid dessert with a ‘cookie’ flavor, or even transform a simple meatloaf into Chinese food, with the beloved ‘dog meat’ flavor. Those of the adventurous type can also opt into ‘aged suspect bat’ flavor that many have come to love over the years.
The Xpeciator has countless applications. Thankfully, it serves healthy individuals and large companies. For example, McDonald’s stated that the product works so well, that they will stop pretending they use real meat in their burgers. From now on, they will use a simple pre-cooked dough sprayed with ‘beef’ flavor, saving millions of dollars a year.
The influence and impact of the Xpeciator have even reached the field of philanthropy. Many charity groups have decided to employ a brand new method to give something back to the community by feeding the less fortunate with the use of this miraculous product.
The Church of the Holy Spirit’s Spirit, a Christian group located in Maryland, initiated an online campaign in which they uploaded a series of videos to their website. We can see different members of the congregation approaching homeless people on the streets to spray some Xpeciator on their leftovers and cardboard pieces.
The campaign went viral, and now famous YouTubers are using it for pranks!
Further, after all of the media attention that the campaign received, the church’s pastor Joseph Phillips stated in an interview: “It is perfect because we make their usual food easier to digest and we don’t interfere with their regular diet. The variety in flavors of the Xpeciator even has allowed us to make usage of some of their preferred food, such as crack or meth, so they can enjoy their usual tastes. If they wanted to taste something different we all know they would buy their own spray can for only $19.95”, said the prosperity gospel leader before getting into his private helicopter and heading to his luxury penthouse.
The Xpeciator has been covered all around the world. The media loves it and consumers do too. But do the product managers and accountants at Xpeciator love it?
The product brings substantial sales, despite the fact that many are still skeptical about its use. Nevertheless, one of the groups that turned out to be the most grateful about the invention of this product is the boyfriends of vegan hipster girls.
Randall Thomas, a 31-year-old mechanic who has been a known activist of cows’ milk rights for a few years, wrote a full letter to personally thank Hung-er for what he called ‘a life saver’.
Here is an extract of the 75-pages missive: “You would not understand how much I appreciate this because you won’t know what I’ve been through this whole time. I don’t know how much more I would’ve endured, how many vegetarian parties I had to pretend to enjoy, how much fake meat I have had to put in the garbage can. Now, thanks to the Xpeciator, I don’t even care about the smell of the hippies at vegan restaurants. I spray some ‘barbecue’ or ‘pork chop’ flavor all over some tofu meals, and that’s it, now I enjoy eating again. It’s so beautiful. You can even taste the slaughter!
Thank God my girl doesn’t mind about me spraying all my food now, she even likes the ‘tasteless’ flavor, but I think it’s just that she’s used to it.”
In the rest of this treatise, what can only be classified as an epistle, Thomas confessed that he has one problem. He must now convince his girlfriend that there is no link between the Xpeciator and the sudden loss of his fear of compromise.
On the other hand, there has been a lot of controversy around the Xpeciator because of the lack of general knowledge about the product and its different components.
The WHO (World Health Organization) received a lot of complaints and petitions to initiate an exhaustive investigation towards the Xpeciator. After the intoxication of a young man who had ingested the product hours prior to his death. After the WHO specialists checked the corpse, they ended perplexed because they could not link the intoxication directly with the spray’s use; because of the amounts of Indian food, motor oil, and heroine that the deceased also took in.
Therefore, the cause of death remained unknown.
Nevertheless, this case led the organization to conduct a further investigation of its creation and characteristics, which resulted in the discovery of different unknown and possibly harmful substances.
Because of this significant finding, the WHO published a public statement in which they sharply criticized Hung-er and the Xpeciator because of the substantial neglect and unforgivable carelessness of not including ‘umami’ in the list of available flavors.
The designers and developers of the product apologized publicly. They informed that they are currently working on including the non-existent flavor invented by chefs to make everyone believe they know something that the rest is ignoring.
Verdict: Don’t let anyone tell you how it feels like to taste the Xpeciator. It is an experience, unlike any other.
Go with the flow, be on-trend, and stop trying new and different things like an old-fashioned loser. Instead, do the same things in distinct ways and buy the new Xpeciator!
The only guarantee is that if you were unsure about buying it at first, the Xpeciator would give you the right flavor to help you swallow your pride.