Aerodynamic Pandemic Mask Review. The world is changing, and it will no longer be the same as we know it to be. A terrible pandemic is affecting us, and we have had to change our lifestyles, from the way we work to the way we interact with other people. But we all know that the most challenging part of this new process has not been staying inside our houses with the people we hate the most –our families-, it is something far worse.
It is breathing through these masks.
In search of promoting the use of masks in the world and avoiding the spread of the pandemic, a company dedicated to the design of health products called “Healthy Intelligence”, has created the aerodynamic masks. These are ordinary masks, with holes that allow more air to enter our respiratory system.
The main problem with standard masks is that when we breathe, they obstruct the air, and it is not a good feeling. Have no fear. Healthy Intelligence has solved this problem, thanks to its new design of aerodynamic masks.
Many experts have stated that “it doesn’t make sense, opening holes in the masks ruins their purpose”. Still, if we look at it in another way, humanity’s only purpose is to breathe, so with aerodynamic masks, we make this possible.
People’s needs should always be the main priority, and since we are talking about needs, we need to point out that spitting as we walk down the street is one of them. Most of the current masks do not allow you to accomplish such a feat, but with the aerodynamic masks, you will be able to do it wherever and whenever you want.
We know what you are thinking: you are afraid to be the center of attention in every single place, just for being a possible focus of infection. We promise you, it won’t be like that. Yes, everybody will be watching you, with a lot of envy and a little bit of confusion, because of the incredible designs of the aerodynamic masks.
Some new models will make you want to wear a mask even inside your house. Some different colors and styles allow you to combine your best outfit and wear your new mustache at the same time.
We have also thought about the little ones in the house.
We know how difficult it is for them to put the mask on their faces, and that’s why Healthy Intelligence has created a children’s edition. This includes a complete line of aerodynamic masks with all your favorite superheroes (except Batman), and a big hole in the mouth so that they can eat their snacks quickly.
Many companies have been interested in being part of this invention. The only one that has been lucky until now is the Danish company, LEGO. The famous toy company, known for its amusement park, a movie saga, and phrases like “Ouch! who left this f*cking thing on the floor?!” has managed to reach an agreement with Healthy Intelligence.
They will produce a complete line of aerodynamic masks where the raw materials are LEGOS. Moreover, we will have the possibility of creating detachable masks, where the consumer can choose the number of holes it’ll have, and the preferred position.
The demand for masks is currently very high, and most masks can only be used once. Aerodynamic masks are reusable, which means that with a simple wash, you can go outside again with them, a marvel that will save you from spending a lot of money on masks.
The health market has been amazed by this beautiful invention. All industries have been alerted to their success. Many people already have their aerodynamic masks and are going out on the street with them. This product is comfortable, fashionable, and for the majority of experts, “irresponsible”.
Carlos Velásquez, who has just come out of his third medical consultation this week, has used our aerodynamic masks for a month. “It is the best product to get out of my house during the pandemic. I can breathe perfectly, and people walk away from me.
They probably think I am someone critical to society,” he said before being sent to the hospital because of an escalation of a strange coughing crisis.
A study carried out by Healthy Intelligence found that 6 out of 10 people suffer from bad breath and refuse to wear a mask for fear of suffocation from their breathing.
Aerodynamic masks, in addition to allowing air flow, have gone further; adding scents to fight bad breath: from mints, orange, and mangoes, to a rare Joe Exotic’s essence. Further, it is promoted by Netflix, athletes from different disciplines, and others are also using this product, but there is an obvious drawback.
How to prevent insects from entering through the holes? Well, that hasn’t been a problem, our incredible aerodynamic masks have grids that prevent the entry of any insect larger than a mosquito.
Healthy Intelligence understands the importance of public health and human life. Therefore, aerodynamic masks are made primarily from recycled products: from plastic pots to used syringes.
This is something that has been praised by the Academy of Ecological Pharmacists with one award as the best ecology product of the year.
Furthermore, the company has received hundreds of thousands of letters from the Association of Cigar Fanatic Workers and the Association of Cigar Fanatic Doctors, saying thanks to the aerodynamic masks they can smoke and work at the same time. The practical holes in the masks make smoking with them no problem.
Conclusion: What are you waiting for to go out and be happy? Never worry about not being able to breathe again with your mask. We want what you want, your priority is to breathe, and Healthy Intelligence’s priority is to make you look good. Don’t let other companies tell you what to buy, use the aerodynamic masks, and jump into the comfort hole. Important: Aerodynamic masks do not prevent the spread of any virus, and the grilles are sold separately.